Ezekiel 4:9 Bread
(SPEC WORK)
Ezekiel bread is organic, gluten-free and vegan, baked from a recipe found in the Bible.
The greatest blasphemy is saying "I like the flavor of preservatives."
Tagline: Tasteth the 11th commandment.
COUPON
Placed inside of hotel-room Bibles
AISLE-SPECIFIC POINT OF PURCHASE
IN STORE
A man dressed as a priest will hand out samples.
